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PingBad
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Joined: 05 Feb 2005
Posts: 2096
Location: New Zealand
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 Posted: Sep 16, 2005 4:38am Post subject: The IRC Cyberdiet |
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GENERAL WARNING
Any persons suffering from power-tripitis, stress or moodswings should not attempt any of these recipes without due guidance from an experienced IRCop/Admin
The recipes
Lamer Doughnuts
Take one lamer, mix well with /gzline (if unavailable, substitute with /gline, /zline or /kline). For perfect online health, this is to be consumed until there are no lamers left.
WARNING: Lamer may contain traces of BNC, Proxy and/or DDoS. Please consult your stress medication if you are sensitive to any of the symptoms
Spam-cakes
Apply /spamfilter liberally over spam until eradicated. The key to a well formed spam-cake is in the regex, consult your regex documentation before attempting. Wash down with quick-kill for a thirst-quenching satisfaction
WARNING: Spam may contain pr0n, virii, trojans, hijackers and/or other online-ilk. Persons sensitive to such exposure should perform a system scan before and after exposure.
xDCC-pancakes
Apply /cs forbid where needed (you can never go overboard with /cs forbid) until channels are non-existant. Follow up and mix well with a /ctcp $*.net,$*.com,$*.org VERSION and use the Lamer Doughnuts recipe for any remnants of xDCC.
WARNING: xDCC may attract RIAA, DDoS and/or wave after wave of bottlers, apply /gzline and stress medication where necessary. |
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ab0rted
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Joined: 10 Nov 2005
Posts: 208
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| Posted: Nov 12, 2005 1:48pm Post subject: |
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im sure my mom will like those  |
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Robert-E-Lee
Idler
Joined: 22 Nov 2004
Posts: 305
Location: in a room with your mum, teaching her how to do certain things....
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| Posted: Nov 15, 2005 1:46pm Post subject: |
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| *shakes head* |
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marc
Lurker
Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Posts: 161
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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| Posted: Nov 15, 2005 4:00pm Post subject: |
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| They're slightly humorous, though it's obvious PingBad has too much time on his hands.... |
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Ty
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Joined: 15 Nov 2005
Posts: 47
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| Posted: Nov 15, 2005 4:02pm Post subject: |
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| I recommend a job.. quick. |
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FBI
Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2005
Posts: 1515
Location: Federation Of Bored IRC'ers
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| Posted: Nov 15, 2005 7:52pm Post subject: |
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You can work at Mc.Donald fliping burgers....
That'll get you to buy a dedicated Server in about 3 months of fliping burgers  |
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PingBad
Guru
Joined: 05 Feb 2005
Posts: 2096
Location: New Zealand
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| Posted: Nov 15, 2005 9:33pm Post subject: |
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| marc wrote: | | They're slightly humorous, though it's obvious PingBad has too much time on his hands.... |
obviously | Ty wrote: | | I recommend a job.. quick. |
In this nowhere town.... | FBI wrote: | | That'll get you to buy a dedicated Server in about 3 months of fliping burgers |
Hmm, hate the place, yet I should work for them... that's logical (for the record: they gave me food poisoning on my 18th birthday... aint trusted another McD's cheeseburger since) |
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Aven
Idler
Joined: 05 Aug 2005
Posts: 393
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| Posted: Nov 19, 2005 10:07pm Post subject: |
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Haha, very well-written.
Good job pingbad |
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FBI
Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2005
Posts: 1515
Location: Federation Of Bored IRC'ers
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| Posted: Nov 19, 2005 10:11pm Post subject: |
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I really need a Lamer Doughnuts and xDCC-pancakes...
Sure is useful for people now a days....  |
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